Dear Yuletide Writer,

First of all, thank you ever so much for taking part in Yuletide. You are awesome! I am so excited about someone writing one of my obscure requests, you have no idea.

( Here are my requests again, plus some additional information/resources that perhaps you might find useful. )

Last night, David Tennant, Tim Roth and Gary Oldman were in my dream. David was playing Hamlet, and Tim and Gary were Rosencrantz and Guildenstern (YOU SEE, IT ALL MAKES SENSE!). They were youngish - all about the same age (30-ish?). And Tim was sitting in David's lap!! There were other people there, including my ex-gf. Fuck off ex-gf, I'm gonna ( Read more... )

With yesterday's fic still rattling round my head and a Sunday to waste, I decided to use my time on this earth and my talents wisely. Hahahahahahhahahahahaha. You guys like LOLmanips TRUE-TO-LIFE PICTURES, right?!

In case your imagination is not up to the task, let me show you how hot Gary and Tim are as firies. Take note of the red braces. (I ( Read more... )

I was having a moderately shit day at work today, but then I saw a COUPLE of MFB* FIRE RESCUE BLOKES. OH DUDE. I WAS INSTANTLY HAPPY. Their "uniform" (as they call it. I call it a costume) is a bit different from regular firies who have the yellow pants-navy top-red braces combo (which I know and love). Fire Rescue Dudes have heavy-duty brown ( Read more... )

...that i somehow buggerised when posting it the first time round (and not in a good way). i managed to bury it inadvertently, when maybe one or two of you will be interested...?!

OK, I'll try and keep it to a vague theme. The theme being Tim Roth and Tilda Swinton. The hotness of them: by themselves, with each other or with other people. And then ( Read more... )

Happy birthday thimpressionist! This is for you. ♥

Title: Here is Where I First Realised
Pairing: Gary Oldman/Tim Roth RPS
Rating: PG-13 for non-explicit sexy times.
Word Count: 2100
Disclaimer: Fiction, ie. not real. No slander intended. I love you, Gary and Tim. Marry me and be part of a polyamorous relationship with me and thimpressionist.
Author’s Notes: thimpressionist said "Tim just ( Read more... )

I got home from work and Toby was all "HELLO? HELLO! HELLO? HELLO! HELLOOOOO. OMG YOU'RE HOME! THANK CHRIST! I THOUGHT I'D BEEN ABANDONED! I'VE BEEN LOCKED IN THE FRONT PART OF THE HOUSE ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DAY AND I HAD TO DIG UP THIS HERE BIT OF CARPET AT THIS DOOR BECAUSE I URGENTLY NEEDED TO BE IN THE OTHER PART OF THE HOUSE, OR OUTSIDE. AND I ( Read more... )

ryanpeq is a guy who draws comics and does beautiful sketches. recently he's been doing a thing where you can ask him a question and he will answer it in comic form. it is here.

i asked him What is with Gary Oldman's moustache?

he answered:

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I saw The Dark Knight with nixwilliams and daniel-bethany last night. I enjoyed it though I had a couple of quibbles: a) the action scenes went on for AGES, omg enough already, get back to Gazza!, and b) why was there not more hot man-on-man action??!??!?!? I want a refund. Wasn't the full title Batman's Dark Night of Passionate Gay Love (and when we saying 'Love' we mean ( Read more... )

What a stupid question! Who could be sick of Gazza?!?!?!?
It might be an ad for H&M, but I still love it.
It might be 15 seconds of your life you'll never get back (or more, if you're like me and can't stop watching it, over and over again), but it'll be worth it! Watch:

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I seem to have spent the whole day thinking about my next Gary/Tim fic. wups